
Novel · Adult readers
Sainte Emmerderesse
“Discover the brilliant Sainte Emmerderesse, gleeful and vengeful, brought back to life by Audrey Alwett!”
“If powerlessness has been your lot
And the bastards have always got the better of you,
This book will avenge you.”
The narrator sets the tone. With a sharp pen and an exuberant style, Audrey Alwett’s first novel follows four characters who join forces to raise from the ashes a mocking saint, the young protégée of Madame de Maintenon. This seemingly ill-matched foursome is made up of a young firefighter, an undervalued care assistant, a lesbian German-Algerian writer and an old atheist Jewish doctor. Their colourful adventures carry the reader into a corner of Normandy steeped in racism and homophobia, where the return of Saint Emmerderesse might just shift the lines.
Who has never been robbed? Humiliated? With her delicious, biting pen, Audrey Alwett writes the revenge of the poor girls by raising from the ashes a mischievous saint.
Sainte Emmerderesse is the wild adventure of a project that escapes its creators. Impertinent and irresistible, it invites us into a joyful, thrilling way of living together. A corrosive first novel you will devour.
- Publisher
- Héloïse d’Ormesson
- Published
- January 2026
- Format
- Hardback, €22
E-book - ISBN
- 978-2-487819-49-8
What the press says
“We all want a Sainte Emmerderesse in our lives.”
“Invigorating, funny, mischievous, modern, a broadside against the haters: it’s wonderful!”
“Here is a writer who knocks the haloes off. With an acid, very British humour and solidly drawn characters, Audrey Alwett turns laughter into an act of resistance.”
Watch and listen
- Augustin Trapenard · La Grande Librairie, France 5, 1 April 2026
- Olivia de Lamberterie · Télématin, France 2
- The Europe 1 review
- Sophie Aurenche · Laissez-vous tenter, RTL
- Philippe Congiusti · The QWERTZ interview on RTS
- Nicolas Roberti · Faites-moi lire, TVR
- Frédéric Lepage · The podcast La Fabrique des livres
Read
- Alice Develey · Le Figaro littéraire (full article, PDF)
- Marie Jouvin · The profile in Lire (PDF)
- Alix Girod de l’Ain · The review in Elle
- H. R. · The review in Version Femina
- “Le bonheur est dans la tombe”, France Info
Going further

Musical reading
Sainte Emmerderesse, with harp and lyrical voice
Audrey Alwett reads extracts from the novel, accompanied by the harpist and lyric singer Ameylia Saad Wu. For bookshops, libraries, festivals and book fairs, on request.
- Duration
- 1 hour
- Fee
- On quotation
- Sound
- Technical rider on request
- Travel
- Costs paid by the organiser
Where to buy
From your local bookshop, ideally. These sites show you which one near you has it in stock.