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Cover of Sainte Emmerderesse, a novel by Audrey Alwett

Novel · Adult readers

Sainte Emmerderesse

“Discover the brilliant Sainte Emmerderesse, gleeful and vengeful, brought back to life by Audrey Alwett!”

— Augustin Trapenard, La Grande Librairie

“If powerlessness has been your lot
And the bastards have always got the better of you,
This book will avenge you.”

The narrator sets the tone. With a sharp pen and an exuberant style, Audrey Alwett’s first novel follows four characters who join forces to raise from the ashes a mocking saint, the young protégée of Madame de Maintenon. This seemingly ill-matched foursome is made up of a young firefighter, an undervalued care assistant, a lesbian German-Algerian writer and an old atheist Jewish doctor. Their colourful adventures carry the reader into a corner of Normandy steeped in racism and homophobia, where the return of Saint Emmerderesse might just shift the lines.

Who has never been robbed? Humiliated? With her delicious, biting pen, Audrey Alwett writes the revenge of the poor girls by raising from the ashes a mischievous saint.

Sainte Emmerderesse is the wild adventure of a project that escapes its creators. Impertinent and irresistible, it invites us into a joyful, thrilling way of living together. A corrosive first novel you will devour.

Publisher
Héloïse d’Ormesson
Published
January 2026
Format
Hardback, €22
E-book
ISBN
978-2-487819-49-8
Shortlisted for Prix France TV Prix Europe 1 Prix Page des libraires Prix des lecteurs de Brive
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What the press says

“We all want a Sainte Emmerderesse in our lives.”

Augustin Trapenard
La Grande Librairie, France 5, 1 April 2026

“Invigorating, funny, mischievous, modern, a broadside against the haters: it’s wonderful!”

Olivia de Lamberterie
Télématin, France 2

“Here is a writer who knocks the haloes off. With an acid, very British humour and solidly drawn characters, Audrey Alwett turns laughter into an act of resistance.”

Marie Jouvin
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Audrey Alwett and the harpist Ameylia Saad Wu during a musical reading
Photo © Anastasia Lihnka

Musical reading

Sainte Emmerderesse, with harp and lyrical voice

Audrey Alwett reads extracts from the novel, accompanied by the harpist and lyric singer Ameylia Saad Wu. For bookshops, libraries, festivals and book fairs, on request.

Duration
1 hour
Fee
On quotation
Sound
Technical rider on request
Travel
Costs paid by the organiser
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Listen Gloria sancta cacatrissimae The piece composed by Ameylia Saad Wu for Sainte Emmerderesse

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